They tariffed an island of penguins.
No people. No exports.
Just birds—with no one to exploit but themselves.
This isn’t satire. This is policy.
This is the state of American politics: where distraction is doctrine, cruelty is currency, and absurdity is strategy.
So we gave the penguin a megaphone.
Because even when no one is listening, we’ll still speak.
Even when they silence us, we’ll still show up.
Even when we feel small, we move together.
100% ring-spun cotton – soft like a secret, tough like a truth.
Printed on ethically sourced Comfort Colors tees, because sustainability shouldn’t be performative.
Wear it to the protest. Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it for the ones who can’t.
 
Flippers up. The rebellion is cold, focused, and marching.
 
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